bagpiper 

v. engaging in the act of intercourse with one's armpit

needless to say, i did not lend out the bagpiper during my entire trip to france

bagpiper by shinebox April 5, 2003

Glasgow Bagpiper 

Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.

Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.

Glasgow Bagpiper by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

Harlem Bagpipe 

When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.

"I was eating my girls booty the other day and she gave me the harlem bagpipe"

Harlem Bagpipe by WithaZ November 2, 2018

dirty bagpipes 

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

dirty bagpipes by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006

Rotten Bagpipe 

When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.

I gave my girlfriend a rotten bagpipe last night and she thought it was okay.

Rotten Bagpipe by Hermanium December 1, 2009