wanking's definitions
by wanking May 3, 2017

A person who is originated from England.
A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
by wanking January 18, 2018

A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.
Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.
Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.
Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
by wanking December 14, 2016

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!
by wanking May 4, 2017

by wanking May 3, 2017

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).
Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
by wanking December 13, 2016

by wanking December 12, 2016
