Urban Dictionary: Definitions by wanking

tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!

tea wanker by wanking January 18, 2018

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Wank Station

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.

Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!

Wank Station by wanking May 16, 2017

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Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

Emergency Wank by wanking May 11, 2017

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Wank Station

It is a place where people go to pleasure themselves (wank). It is a location that depends on one's preference, for example for some it could be the shower, bathroom, etc.

Yo, Vlad, where have you been?
I was taking a shower!
Really?
Aight, to be honest I was at the Wank Station!
Wow, you are such a shower wanker, man!

Wank Station by wanking May 11, 2017