A musical instrument originating in eastern Europe, but is usually thought to have originated in
Scotland. It consists of a sack, three drones, a blowpipe, and a chanter. It has a wonderful, melodious sound, and anybody who disagrees can
go shove their guitars, flutes, and pianos up their smelly, oversized asses. People who play and/or like the bagpipes tend to be popular, good-looking, cool, athletic, smart, and have active
sex lives, and people who
don't like the bagpipes tend to be ugly, mentally deficient social outcasts who spend their
time playing D&D and masturbating to pictures of their mothers.