bagpipe

To have sex by using the armpit of another person for stimulation of the penis until orgasm. The term makes reference to the Irish and Scottish musical instruments of the same name: bagpipes have an airbag that is inflated by the performer, held under the arm, and squeezed. This term is heard most often among gays, but the act can be performed by hetero- or homosexuals.

"I humped my partner's armpit until I came, what we call a bagpipe."

by El Roberto June 27, 2005

bagpipe

To use the armpit for sexual gratification.

by RaulDuke April 11, 2003

bagpipe

Placing one's lips flush with the rim of another's asshole. With this formation, the 'bagpiper' proceeds to fart, releasing his pungent gas into the 'bagpipee's mouth. For a heightened experience, the 'bagpipee' 'plays the tune' by swallowing the 'bagpiper's fart.

While intoxicated at a party, Steve bagpiped his friend Danielle, leaving her with rather rank breath.

by big b 123 October 31, 2005

bagpipe

Really annoying fat chick with a voice that can make your head explode. Mostly german.

"I can't stand Sarah and her stupid waffle!"
"Yes, she is such a bagpipe!

by relaxo-i June 05, 2007

bagpipe

To lift and hold someone in your arms upside down and give them oral.

"Last night, Helga picked me up and bagpiped me!"

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

bagpipe

The penis when in proper connection with the testicles.

When Freddy needed to urinate, he whipped out his bagpipe.

by Wild Bill December 30, 2003

bagpipe

To make a funny noise by blowing air on a baby's butt.

The baby-sitter bagpiped Tanya while changing her diaper.

by Gabriel June 05, 2003