Baelin

polar bear man from alaska. doesn't understand most things cause he's just a bear. he likes to scat in the woods. he eats berries , salmon and sometimes garbage. can climb a 50ft tree in about 7 days. slays bitches with his meat sword . favorite sex thing is the 'alaskan pipeline'

Baelin killed a family of otters.

Baelin massacred three baby seals on the shores of anchorage.

by the Nagler February 28, 2015

Oh Baelin

You pretty much screw a midget in the face, while you shit on his tiny dick, then after you cum in his eyeballs you punch the little bitch till you knock him out.

Oh Baelin! You have the asshole of a 7 Year Old!

by BlitzkriegDuestchland October 2, 2007

Baelining

The act of obsessing about someone for a short duration of time mostly out of wanting to hook up.

C'mon man you been baelining on that bust down skank since she tuned you up last week.

by Kaps42 November 19, 2018