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polar bear man from alaska. doesn't understand most things cause he's just a bear. he likes to scat in the woods. he eats berries , salmon and sometimes garbage. can climb a 50ft tree in about 7 days. slays bitches with his meat sword . favorite sex thing is the 'alaskan pipeline'
Baelin killed a family of otters.

Baelin massacred three baby seals on the shores of anchorage.
Baelin by the Nagler February 28, 2015
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Oh Baelin 

You pretty much screw a midget in the face, while you shit on his tiny dick, then after you cum in his eyeballs you punch the little bitch till you knock him out.
Oh Baelin! You have the asshole of a 7 Year Old!
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Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
Belinda is not like most girls. She is intellectual, caring, understanding, forgiving, beautiful, and smart. If you know a Belinda, keep her, and never get on her bad side. Once you get to know her, she is crazy, fun, freaky, and sometimes insecure. She craves success and power, and makes sure things go her way. If you run into Belinda, never let her go. She will be the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Woah did you see Belinda today? She lit up the whole room!
Belinda by ohlalalalaaaa June 26, 2019

dingo ballin 

What up with Lavelldro, ever since he broke up with BoBo, that nigga been dingo ballin
dingo ballin by Rocco grincho August 31, 2017

Ballingeric 

Something done in a well thought out manner and at the same time aesthetically pleasing.
Bruce Lee's movie fights were done in a ballingeric manner
Ballingeric by BBFT April 14, 2015