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To masturbate on a birds back when she is asleep.
I give the misses a backjob last night.
backjob by Jason Smith esquire July 28, 2008
Words you can keep
A fetish of sorts. Like a handjob, but girl wraps the dollar bill around the penis.
Girl: "So, what do you want me to do to you."
Boy: "Give me a Bankjob."
Girl: "I only have coins, is that okay?"
Boy: "That sounds... Just awful"
Bankjob by a1staek October 16, 2011

bankjobber 

Someone always scrapping for cash to the point of working with the least capable people to achieve an ill-advised task. (Like robbing a bank.)
I heard that bankjobber wants to hold up the 7-11 by the police station. I hope he gets shot.
bankjobber by socaleddy April 14, 2009

Back job 

When a girl effectively uses your cock as a backscratcher.

She led me down to her basement and told me to strip naked, while she was still wearing tight, spandex yoga pants and a tank top. She had me place my hands above a ceiling pipe and handcuffed them there.
She wrapped her arms around my neck, pressed her chest against me, leaned her legs into mine, and began making out with me. Her cuffs prevented me from touching her back, to my frustration.

She turned away from me, removed her tank top, and unhooked her bra. I got a beautiful view of her wonderfully toned back muscles. She backed towards me and squatted down until her shoulders were level with my cock.

She pushed against me, causing her upper back to press against my cock. She placed her hands behind my hamstrings, giving her more leverage. She began squatting up and down, using my cock as a backscratcher, sliding it along her upper back down to her lower back, and vice versa.

Her beautiful, firm, yet soft back muscles felt so good as they slid along my cock. She quickened her pace until my sensitive erection couldn’t take it anymore. The pressure burst through my cock as I sprayed cum all over her back, but that didn’t stop her from continuing the back job until I completely stopped cumming.

She finally turned around to face me, this time giving me a great view of her dangling breasts.

“You made a huge mess all over my back,” she said sternly. “I’m going to take a shower, and if I’m in a good mood, I’ll come back to unlock your cuffs afterwards.”

And just like that, she walked up the basement steps and left me there.
Back job by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023

back job 

a very good back rub
"Hey Jim! Come over here and give me a back job!"
back job by back jobs August 8, 2009

Backtoback 

The term used for a sporting team to win a premiership (Grandfinal in some sports) in multiple years one after the other.
"We're going to win backtoback in 2020 and 2021, just you wait."
Backtoback by BeverageBogan October 30, 2018

Back Job 

Fisting some ones asshole, followed by licking their asshole. Most people will think of this as a back massage when they first hear it.
Guy at party: Hey, can I get a back job?
Girl: Sure
.... 3 minutes later...
Girl: Ewww your disgusting
Back Job by J-train1022 May 29, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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