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This is the act of a person doing a hit and run on the opposite sex. Basically the person goes the opposite sex, rips their pants off (or other related items covering their private area)and performing a super quick fuck that ends in them making their deposit in the person and then leaving as fast they can.
Just like a real Bank robbery, a male will rush the female and as quickly as they can, give their deposit in them and make a quick get away having gotten what they wanted. In other words, a BankJob.
BankJob by WonderBread21 October 29, 2008

Bank job 

Mobster:You need the money by tomorrow

Victim:Thats doesn't give me much time for a bank job!

Mobster:I don't care!
Bank job by BlackDahliaUndead February 28, 2010

bankjobber 

Someone always scrapping for cash to the point of working with the least capable people to achieve an ill-advised task. (Like robbing a bank.)
I heard that bankjobber wants to hold up the 7-11 by the police station. I hope he gets shot.
bankjobber by socaleddy April 14, 2009

bank job 

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.
Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!
bank job by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

bank job 

Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.

ie. handjob with money
"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."

"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
bank job by dubducket$ February 26, 2008
When you have sex with a musical instrument
That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob
Bandjob by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018
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