Skip to main content

Back Sweat 

The horrible perspiration that comes from prolonged trips in a car. The back sweat is the worst and most nerve-racking part about going on a date, because when you go to hug your date, you pray to God that she doesn't feel the damp rag that is the back of your shirt. Most prominent in summer. Cure-unknown
Well, she dumped me. Probably because I had horrible back sweat after driving all the way to her house!
Back Sweat by MPleitch January 13, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

back sweat 

A man's worse nightmare. While frequent in driving, it can often occurs spontaeously when temperatures are above 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Basically from March to October you pray that no girl accidently brushes against your back and feels your moist lumbar. Likewise wearing t-shirts that clearly show your back sweat is also not advised.
"Hey man it's suppose to reach 60 today!"
"Oh crap man, back sweat is coming, i can feel it."
back sweat by Keith B. May 19, 2006

sweat-back 

The sweaty back incurred by sitting on a leather chair and streaming every day.

Grifter online gamers who have sought new monetized income by means of becoming unofficial corporative mouthpieces. Usually beta males who don a uniform wearing large harry potter glasses, Fluffy headgear, Pearl Necklaces, painted nails and $800 jumpers with French names.

Super Uber Obsessed with Female power, Black Community Issues, LGBT Rights. Green Talking Points. White Males.
Have no real opinion just cut-copy-paste, Dems, CNN and Facebook concerns.

Always an ally to women , but surround themselves with those twitch girls who show far too much flesh for any social gathering.

Sit in $1000 gamer chairs and criticize successful men who sell out venues and do award winning business in IRL.

Seathers, Saltifiers, Haters, wannabees. Pretend to be left wing socialists but bask in the 'truly abhorrent' hierarchy of rewards and financial gain.

See also: Napoleon and the Piggies in Animal Farm
See Also: When the Socialist and Marxist become the 1% of highest earners
That Hasan Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude is one grifting sweat-back
sweat-back by Tanzs of Arms December 22, 2021

Kickin' it in the Back Seat 

To take part in sexual activities in the backseat of a car that is being driven by someone without them knowing of the activities occurring in the backseat.
I hate it when my friend and his girlfriend are kickin' it in the back seat. I wasn't expecting to see that in the rear view mirror.

shit in the back seat 

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.
damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

Back Seat Syndrome 

The curious phenomena by which men traveling in the back of large jostling vehicles (busses, vans, ect) tend to achieve spontaneous erection due initially to the jostling of the vehicle and then secondarily to the jostling of their own wood against their legs and/or pants. This erection can often be relieved only by extrication from the back seat.
Cody: Holy cow have I got a case of Back Seat Syndrome.

Matt: Boner city?

Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.

Back Seat Tom

Masturbating in the back seat of a car, with your parents driving.
So i was driving down the road and i looked back and saw Tom Lewis back seat tomming
Back Seat Tom by Fike Moster January 10, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
Next