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Sweaterback 

A caucasian, tennis playing douche bag who wears their sweater tied around their necks/shoulders as an accessory, usually paired with a pastel polo shirt & popped collar. Often go by names such as "biff" "muffy" or "chadwick". They can be found in affluent country clubs, or in Palm Beach.
Kyle: Look at all these fucking sweaters, they're everywhere!

or

Alex: I need a caesar salad on the fly for a sweaterback they want their lettuce chopped for them.

Catherine: Fucking sweaterbacks.
Sweaterback by Catalllack April 24, 2010
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Sweater Back

A person especially a man with a hairy back.
Friend : Dang, look @ Chet with out a shirt on he's got a gross hairy back.
You: Yeah, he's a fucking Sweater Back.
Sweater Back by Phil Dees September 30, 2019
(n.)- A racist, derrogatory, offensive term used to describe of person of Mexican or El Salvadorian descent. Sweat meaning getting there back wet and sweaty working in the fields, coining the term "sweatback."
Dylan tried to shank us when we called him a sweatback.
sweatback by Maximus Bluntoff April 25, 2006

Bill's Sweatback 

Bill Marty Mart's small, yet meager, former vehicle that lacked proper air conditioning abilities. It was inevitable to experience a sweatback when riding in it.
Bill drinks a gallon of gatorade and takes off his shirt prior to driving home in Bill's sweatback.
Bill's Sweatback by Klottski December 24, 2008
A vehicle lacking proper air conditioner function. Typically, a jalopy, or otherwise embarrassingly mal-conditioned vehicle. The result of riding in said vehicle is the dreaded sweatback, or sweaty back syndrome.
Bill drinks a gallon of gatorade and takes off his shirt before driving home in his sweatback.
Sweatback by Jraczkow December 24, 2008

sweaterfucker 

1-n.Male or female person who is turned on by a well-filled cashmere or merino sweater, and uses his or her sweater during sex to arouse the sex organs and tease the other partner, and even may masturbate to climax on such sweater, if the person who owns it is or isn't present.

2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.
If I could get Don to buy it for you, Susan, that cashmere could help you become a horny sweaterfucker.
sweaterfucker by Bill Black December 9, 2008
Crossfit cultist or other fitness obsessives that show up in restaurants or grocery stores wearing their sweaty gym clothes.
There must be a gym nearby, this Whole Foods is full of sweatbacks.
Sweatback by heartajack May 10, 2014
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