Trunk

The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.

(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."

Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)

Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"

Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"

by The_Buddy November 15, 2010

Trunk

A slang word for a large, flaccid penis.

"Did you see that guy's trunk? Jesus, he could pick up peanuts with that thing."

by Marquez1000 April 28, 2013

Trunk

The opposite of the Hood.

Man I wasn't raised in the Hood like all you Ghetto Trash, I grew up with the rich white boys back in the trunk.

Started by Jola, New artist trying to spread this new trunk music movement.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiBj30CHX2o

by TheHughMan March 20, 2010

Trunk

A drunk tramp or slut. A female who when intoxicated is loose in morals.

She is such a trunk. Every time she goes out drinking she goes home with a strange man.

by Dano111112222222 January 18, 2013

Trunk

The stage between Tipsy and Drunk, where you still control most of your body, but you can talk more easily.

person1: Woah man! What happened to you last night?
person2: I was so totally trunk last night!
person1: Ba-oom!

by FullySlick November 22, 2005

Trunk

A word for a males keg.

Damien: My scan went well
Luc: Look at your trunk!

by HahaDamo April 24, 2022

Trunk

Tired and Drunk together: Trunk. When you are so tired that you act drunk but you haven’t actually drank.

Me: “Why dont you love me like i love you”
Phil; “wtf man, thats your goldfish”
Me: “oh dude I’m trunk”

by KandyKittan February 18, 2019