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grifting 

(adj) shitting one's pants.
Did you see that dude? He grifted his pants! OMG, Sally is grifting her pants too in band practice!
grifting by Texan_Pride April 26, 2017

grifting 

this kebab is grifting!
grifting by Michael Homer August 13, 2006

grifting 

to have a good time, hang out, go to the beach, mess things up, and just have a good time. any or all of the above and more
im enjoy grifting, its better than just hanging out. lets get grifted.
grifting by pb chris July 26, 2011

Grifting 

The act of a man using an one or multiple objects to squeeze and twist both the testicles and penis (entire genital area) as many times as possible without disfigurement.
This morning when I was "Grifting", I closed my dick and balls in between two bricks and rotated the bricks with them inside until my foreskin started bleeding and my nut just about popped out.
Grifting by 10inchharvey March 30, 2025

Grifting Grand 

Grifting is another word for sucking. Grand is used to describe a large penis. Therefore grifting grand is sucking an enormous penis.
Marianne's down by the seaside grifting grand.

Grifting Vacuum

A situation where a new controversy creates a temporary void of reliable information; allowing grifters to use this as an opportunity to grift or exploit outrage.
The Critical Drinker took advantage of the grifting vacuum made from the controversy of the Peacemaker episode 'Full Nelson' by making a video on how the DCU is falling apart.
Grifting Vacuum by David X. Hatley October 17, 2025
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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