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sweat-back 

The sweaty back incurred by sitting on a leather chair and streaming every day.

Grifter online gamers who have sought new monetized income by means of becoming unofficial corporative mouthpieces. Usually beta males who don a uniform wearing large harry potter glasses, Fluffy headgear, Pearl Necklaces, painted nails and $800 jumpers with French names.

Super Uber Obsessed with Female power, Black Community Issues, LGBT Rights. Green Talking Points. White Males.
Have no real opinion just cut-copy-paste, Dems, CNN and Facebook concerns.

Always an ally to women , but surround themselves with those twitch girls who show far too much flesh for any social gathering.

Sit in $1000 gamer chairs and criticize successful men who sell out venues and do award winning business in IRL.

Seathers, Saltifiers, Haters, wannabees. Pretend to be left wing socialists but bask in the 'truly abhorrent' hierarchy of rewards and financial gain.

See also: Napoleon and the Piggies in Animal Farm
See Also: When the Socialist and Marxist become the 1% of highest earners
That Hasan Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude is one grifting sweat-back
sweat-back by Tanzs of Arms December 22, 2021
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Back Sweat 

The horrible perspiration that comes from prolonged trips in a car. The back sweat is the worst and most nerve-racking part about going on a date, because when you go to hug your date, you pray to God that she doesn't feel the damp rag that is the back of your shirt. Most prominent in summer. Cure-unknown
Well, she dumped me. Probably because I had horrible back sweat after driving all the way to her house!
Back Sweat by MPleitch January 13, 2006

back sweat 

A man's worse nightmare. While frequent in driving, it can often occurs spontaeously when temperatures are above 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Basically from March to October you pray that no girl accidently brushes against your back and feels your moist lumbar. Likewise wearing t-shirts that clearly show your back sweat is also not advised.
"Hey man it's suppose to reach 60 today!"
"Oh crap man, back sweat is coming, i can feel it."
back sweat by Keith B. May 19, 2006

front-seat back-seat dilemma 

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."
Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma 

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.

seat back 

Anouncing that you are reserving your seat when you getting up to get something.
Jason you dumbass,I'm getting a drink. Seat back.
seat back by Jason you dumbass November 22, 2005

Sweet Back Lips 

A way of saying that someone has a nice butt.
"Damn baby! You got some sweet back lips! I can still see your ass when I'm looking you in the eyes!