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A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.
Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard
bachtard by musically inclined December 21, 2016
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backtard 

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.
Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!
backtard by corrupto December 9, 2004
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Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
Bathtards by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007

bashtard 

noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...
That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...
bashtard by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

Bashtard 

A person who is adept in the Bourne-again shell and bash scripting language.
Hey, I rewrote your oneliner to save you 2 piped processes and 40 characters. I can't help it. I'm an Old Dirty Bashtard.
Bashtard by NotThatBruno March 4, 2015

biachtard 

A slam on anyone you dont know the sex of. Its a universal slam on peeps that you dont know so that be judgemental without being considered sexist (ARC-LB)
The person that was going to buy my horse backed out at the last moment.

Oh, that "biachtard"!
biachtard by Canadian_du_jour May 22, 2009

bashtard 

same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.
That that THAT bashtard!..I'll fix his wagon...
bashtard by Sherman February 9, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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