bachtard

A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.

Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard

by musically inclined December 21, 2016

backtard

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

by corrupto December 9, 2004

Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?

Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.

by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007

bashtard

noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...

That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...

by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

Bashtard

A person who is adept in the Bourne-again shell and bash scripting language.

Hey, I rewrote your oneliner to save you 2 piped processes and 40 characters. I can't help it. I'm an Old Dirty Bashtard.

by NotThatBruno March 4, 2015

biachtard

A slam on anyone you dont know the sex of. Its a universal slam on peeps that you dont know so that be judgemental without being considered sexist (ARC-LB)

The person that was going to buy my horse backed out at the last moment.

Oh, that "biachtard"!

by Canadian_du_jour May 22, 2009

bashtard

same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.

That that THAT bashtard!..I'll fix his wagon...

by Sherman February 9, 2005