bashtard

noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...

That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...

by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

bashtard

same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.

That that THAT bashtard!..I'll fix his wagon...

by Sherman February 09, 2005

bashtard

a noise made by a tramp as he/she drunkenly attempts to convey their feelings into words while pissing themselves and falling into a brickwall.

Bill and Tom are walking along when a Tramp steps out from a street corner and does a Bashtard.

by Jubbles January 07, 2007

Bashtard

A person who is adept in the Bourne-again shell and bash scripting language.

Hey, I rewrote your oneliner to save you 2 piped processes and 40 characters. I can't help it. I'm an Old Dirty Bashtard.

by NotThatBruno March 04, 2015