Definitions by juggling_coal

greekmonkey 

A codeword for the act of a man being penetrated by another man at a highway rest area or gas station men's room...

Sorry Wbrasington, I won't be able to join you for the Gay Pride Parade on Monday, my anus was torn from the "greekmonkey" I received this weekend and must remain in bed for a few days while the stitches take hold...

greekmonkey by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

greekmonster 

noun: A Greekmonster is the same as a greekmonkey(code name for gay anal sex) except the penis that is inserted into the other man's anus has NOT been circumsized..

Wbrasington, you need to buy a stronger brand of condom, your uncircumsized penis bore right through the condom last night while you gave me that Greekmonster and I've been leaking your man sauce all day...

greekmonster by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

bashtard 

noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...

That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...

bashtard by juggling_coal January 22, 2010