biachtard

A slam on anyone you dont know the sex of. Its a universal slam on peeps that you dont know so that be judgemental without being considered sexist (ARC-LB)

The person that was going to buy my horse backed out at the last moment.

Oh, that "biachtard"!

by Canadian_du_jour May 22, 2009

Bitchcard

When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"

Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit

by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

Bitchard

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.

Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"

by xAliwali September 26, 2010

Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jessica Simpson

by Conk April 20, 2004

Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

by God Hates You July 22, 2014

benchtard

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.

Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.

by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007

backtard

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

by corrupto December 9, 2004