ACCIDENT

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004
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ACCIDENT

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
by Chuffy July 22, 2003
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ACCIDENT

something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.
My kid is an accident.
by Makoto Shishio July 23, 2008
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Accident

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"
by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019
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accidently

1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally
I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently
by Billiam Beaver June 09, 2017
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on accident

The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.
Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."
by Riley Krushane July 16, 2008
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