ACCIDENT

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"

by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004

ACCIDENT

Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.

by Chuffy July 22, 2003

ACCIDENT

something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.

My kid is an accident.

by Makoto Shishio July 23, 2008

Accident

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019

the accident

we don't speak of the accident

Everything changed after the accident

by Flanos, Destroyer of Worlds October 19, 2020

accidently

1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally

I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently

by Billiam Beaver June 9, 2017

on accident

The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.

Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."

by Riley Krushane July 16, 2008