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This is an Awkward Dinner date. AWK DIN

Lots of girls go on these dates. They are hungry (and gorgeous) bitches. And guys want to feed them...sorry for not putting out! But thank you so much for dinner,I had a nice night tonight. text me later!!
I'm starving and Nick just asked me out on an awkdin, so I said YES, of course
awkdin by dessertplease December 3, 2011
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Walking in your neighborhood during the Coronavirus pandemic, which includes awkwardly and suddenly moving to the other side of the street constantly because people are not 6 feet away from you
I went awking earlier to get my steps in 🤦🏻 ♀️
Awking by Jensmo March 25, 2020
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The awkward stage before you start talking to someone.
We are awking.
awking by SD 1228 December 17, 2010
beyond hawking or stinking. Ungodly funky. terrible smell
1. Dude will you quit that stupid shower bet already? You are simply awkin!!!

2. I gotta clean out the fridge. somethin is awkin in there.
awkin by gk339 June 13, 2009
Deliberately pretending to be unfamiliar with an inside joke your friend tells with the intent of creating an awkward situation and/or making them look ridiculous.
Kevin: "Nooo you can have some milk tho!"

Juri: *silence*

Crowd: "Kevin. . . WTF?!"

Kevin: "Juri, stop awking me!"

Juri: *silence*
Awking by BCC_Chillan May 25, 2010

Stephen Awking

Describes someone so awkward they can relate very well to the social awkwardness of Stephen Hawking.
(Guy 1) I cant believe Joe got paralyzed
(Guy 2) Yeah, hes gonna be such a Stephen Awking
Stephen Awking by Still Dat Nikka September 14, 2011
The act of awkwardly walking with someone
Damn bitch we be awking all day because Joey and Nicki didn’t show up.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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