Awking 

Walking in your neighborhood during the Coronavirus pandemic, which includes awkwardly and suddenly moving to the other side of the street constantly because people are not 6 feet away from you

I went awking earlier to get my steps in 🤦🏻 ♀️

Awking by Jensmo March 25, 2020

awking 

The awkward stage before you start talking to someone.

We are awking.

awking by SD 1228 December 17, 2010

Awking 

Deliberately pretending to be unfamiliar with an inside joke your friend tells with the intent of creating an awkward situation and/or making them look ridiculous.

Kevin: "Nooo you can have some milk tho!"

Juri: *silence*

Crowd: "Kevin. . . WTF?!"

Kevin: "Juri, stop awking me!"

Juri: *silence*

Awking by BCC_Chillan May 25, 2010

Awking 

The act of awkwardly walking with someone

Damn bitch we be awking all day because Joey and Nicki didn’t show up.

Awking by AMFAD (all my friends are dead December 6, 2019

Stephen Awking

Describes someone so awkward they can relate very well to the social awkwardness of Stephen Hawking.

(Guy 1) I cant believe Joe got paralyzed
(Guy 2) Yeah, hes gonna be such a Stephen Awking

Stephen Awking by Still Dat Nikka September 14, 2011

asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016