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Ankini
The one girl who is an alluring, sharp witted smart girl, whose looks compliment her personality. she carries herself beautifully and never fails to cheer everyone up. her bright curly hair shines with radiance as it keeps you captivated. however, her looks is not all shes got going for her. her pulchritudinous voice stupefies you and makes your jaw drop. she has bright colored eyes that keep you glued to her beautiful face.
Ankini by BoyWonder27 April 18, 2022
asking for a friend
Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.
asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015
Akina
She is a great person! She’s smart, loyal, nice, and an overall amazing friend/girlfriend. She is soooo goofy/silly and. She is beautiful and only opens up to those who are deserving. You will always feel comfortable when with her because she is chill and laid back sometimes. Her confidence is through the roof and she is funny. If she is mad at you, the first thing you do is talk about it with her. She is very understanding and forgiving. If you have an Akina in your life, make sure to never let go of her.
Boy: i met this girl named Akina. She is amazing.
His Friend : I know that girl! She’s so pretty and she’s always smiling extra big.
His Friend : I know that girl! She’s so pretty and she’s always smiling extra big.
Akina by Hendrix302 December 11, 2019
nowhere near the asking
Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016
Rowan Atkinson
a genius British actor, famouse for his role in the Black adder. one of the funniest things ever to touch a tv screen.
Rowan Atkinson by Cian Shelley May 14, 2008
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026