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Affluent White Female Liberal

Characteristics
*Ages 18-80, primary years are 22-45, precursor to Karen.
*Middle to upper middle-class backgrounds, consequence free life.
*College educated in fields with lousy earning prospects
*Works in Academia, Govt, HR, Journalism, Law, NGO/Think Tanks
*Cult of Nice, political correctness.
*Supports the “Current Thing” like LGBT+, abortion, gun control, debt cancelation. Will make any cause about them and their struggles. Problematic.
*Supports “Anti-Icky” things and people. Will do Anti-Icky things, “Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations.”
*Radio silent if something happens to women if they dont share their views.
*Cult Worship of feminist heroines (HRC, RBG, AOC)
*Casual Misandry – Male tears, “No wars if women ruled the world.”
*Toxic management skills. Belittles others.
*Chronic Victimhood, criticism = misogyny.
*Poor life skills, remedial adulting, hatred towards parents especially dad.
*SSRI addiction, substance abuse.
*COVID-19 restriction enthusiasts, mask, Vax x Infinity, Munchausen Syndrome.
*Undatable, cat lady. Runs off friends. If in a relationship/marriage, the guy is abused/emasculated.

AWFLs are universally disliked by everyone. Men of all backgrounds, minorities, and women who lived life on the wrong side of the sisterhood. Other AWFL’s and Karen's even hate them.

Affluent =/= rich. It’s the ability to wield power like cancel culture, doxing, or firing. They reside at the top of the privilege pyramid.
Your standard journalist at the Washington Post is likely an AWFL.
AWFL by NM83 April 7, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
She has finally gotten ‘woke’ and and realizes how good she’s had it throughout life. Never experienced much adversity and truly wants to help others. Tends to be very open minded.

‘I’m going to make a meme about how I love being AWFL!”
AWFL by I finally get it! February 6, 2022
Related Words
AWFL Awflazing awflice Awflu awflul
She was an especially virulent sort of leftist, AWFL incarnate.
AWFL by chance.t June 17, 2025
A variation of awful that can only be felt when suffering from any of the various flus, including but not limited to swine flu, bird flu, dog flu, or flu flu.
Guy #1: "How you feeling guy number two?"
Guy #2: "Man, I just feel awflu"
Awflu by RichMats June 11, 2009
I went into the awflice today and both vice-presidents were particular pains in the butt.
awflice by volsgrits July 8, 2010

Awflazing 

Something (generally a movie, book, song, etc.) that is so terribly awful that it transcends its own awfulness to become its own manner of amazing. Similar to craptastic.
The movie "2012" wasn't just bad; it actually was awflazing!
Awflazing by AaronOOF November 13, 2009
an appropriate reaction to a story told in which something bad yet funny happened
"i stepped in dog shit"
"aw that's awflul"
awflul by luulululul July 13, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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