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AWFL
Affluent White Female Liberal
Characteristics
*Ages 18-80, primary years are 22-45, precursor to Karen.
*Middle to upper middle-class backgrounds, consequence free life.
*College educated in fields with lousy earning prospects
*Works in Academia, Govt, HR, Journalism, Law, NGO/Think Tanks
*Cult of Nice, political correctness.
*Supports the “Current Thing” like LGBT+, abortion, gun control, debt cancelation. Will make any cause about them and their struggles. Problematic.
*Supports “Anti-Icky” things and people. Will do Anti-Icky things, “Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations.”
*Radio silent if something happens to women if they don’t share their views.
*Cult Worship of feminist heroines (HRC, RBG, AOC)
*Casual Misandry – Male tears, “No wars if women ruled the world.”
*Toxic management skills. Belittles others.
*Chronic Victimhood, criticism = misogyny.
*Poor life skills, remedial adulting, hatred towards parents especially dad.
*SSRI addiction, substance abuse.
*COVID-19 restriction enthusiasts, mask, Vax x Infinity, Munchausen Syndrome.
*Undatable, cat lady. Runs off friends. If in a relationship/marriage, the guy is abused/emasculated.
AWFLs are universally disliked by everyone. Men of all backgrounds, minorities, and women who lived life on the wrong side of the sisterhood. Other AWFL’s and Karen's even hate them.
Affluent =/= rich. It’s the ability to wield power like cancel culture, doxing, or firing. They reside at the top of the privilege pyramid.
Characteristics
*Ages 18-80, primary years are 22-45, precursor to Karen.
*Middle to upper middle-class backgrounds, consequence free life.
*College educated in fields with lousy earning prospects
*Works in Academia, Govt, HR, Journalism, Law, NGO/Think Tanks
*Cult of Nice, political correctness.
*Supports the “Current Thing” like LGBT+, abortion, gun control, debt cancelation. Will make any cause about them and their struggles. Problematic.
*Supports “Anti-Icky” things and people. Will do Anti-Icky things, “Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations.”
*Radio silent if something happens to women if they don’t share their views.
*Cult Worship of feminist heroines (HRC, RBG, AOC)
*Casual Misandry – Male tears, “No wars if women ruled the world.”
*Toxic management skills. Belittles others.
*Chronic Victimhood, criticism = misogyny.
*Poor life skills, remedial adulting, hatred towards parents especially dad.
*SSRI addiction, substance abuse.
*COVID-19 restriction enthusiasts, mask, Vax x Infinity, Munchausen Syndrome.
*Undatable, cat lady. Runs off friends. If in a relationship/marriage, the guy is abused/emasculated.
AWFLs are universally disliked by everyone. Men of all backgrounds, minorities, and women who lived life on the wrong side of the sisterhood. Other AWFL’s and Karen's even hate them.
Affluent =/= rich. It’s the ability to wield power like cancel culture, doxing, or firing. They reside at the top of the privilege pyramid.
Related Words
affluenza
A legal defense to avoid the consequences of one's own actions. Some one who suffers from affluenza believes wealth allows them to get away with anything.
He suffered from affluenza, excessive affluence that made him think he could pay for any problem to go away.
affluenza by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013
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Gawds Awful Towers
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Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok
Person 1: bruh
Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok
Person 1: bruh
Gawds Awful Towers by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019
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