Awflu
A variation of awful that can only be felt when suffering from any of the various flus, including but not limited to swine flu, bird flu, dog flu, or flu flu.
Words you can keep
AWFL
Affluent White Female Liberal
Characteristics
*Ages 18-80, primary years are 22-45, precursor to Karen.
*Middle to upper middle-class backgrounds, consequence free life.
*College educated in fields with lousy earning prospects
*Works in Academia, Govt, HR, Journalism, Law, NGO/Think Tanks
*Cult of Nice, political correctness.
*Supports the “Current Thing” like LGBT+, abortion, gun control, debt cancelation. Will make any cause about them and their struggles. Problematic.
*Supports “Anti-Icky” things and people. Will do Anti-Icky things, “Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations.”
*Radio silent if something happens to women if they don’t share their views.
*Cult Worship of feminist heroines (HRC, RBG, AOC)
*Casual Misandry – Male tears, “No wars if women ruled the world.”
*Toxic management skills. Belittles others.
*Chronic Victimhood, criticism = misogyny.
*Poor life skills, remedial adulting, hatred towards parents especially dad.
*SSRI addiction, substance abuse.
*COVID-19 restriction enthusiasts, mask, Vax x Infinity, Munchausen Syndrome.
*Undatable, cat lady. Runs off friends. If in a relationship/marriage, the guy is abused/emasculated.
AWFLs are universally disliked by everyone. Men of all backgrounds, minorities, and women who lived life on the wrong side of the sisterhood. Other AWFL’s and Karen's even hate them.
Affluent =/= rich. It’s the ability to wield power like cancel culture, doxing, or firing. They reside at the top of the privilege pyramid.
Characteristics
*Ages 18-80, primary years are 22-45, precursor to Karen.
*Middle to upper middle-class backgrounds, consequence free life.
*College educated in fields with lousy earning prospects
*Works in Academia, Govt, HR, Journalism, Law, NGO/Think Tanks
*Cult of Nice, political correctness.
*Supports the “Current Thing” like LGBT+, abortion, gun control, debt cancelation. Will make any cause about them and their struggles. Problematic.
*Supports “Anti-Icky” things and people. Will do Anti-Icky things, “Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations.”
*Radio silent if something happens to women if they don’t share their views.
*Cult Worship of feminist heroines (HRC, RBG, AOC)
*Casual Misandry – Male tears, “No wars if women ruled the world.”
*Toxic management skills. Belittles others.
*Chronic Victimhood, criticism = misogyny.
*Poor life skills, remedial adulting, hatred towards parents especially dad.
*SSRI addiction, substance abuse.
*COVID-19 restriction enthusiasts, mask, Vax x Infinity, Munchausen Syndrome.
*Undatable, cat lady. Runs off friends. If in a relationship/marriage, the guy is abused/emasculated.
AWFLs are universally disliked by everyone. Men of all backgrounds, minorities, and women who lived life on the wrong side of the sisterhood. Other AWFL’s and Karen's even hate them.
Affluent =/= rich. It’s the ability to wield power like cancel culture, doxing, or firing. They reside at the top of the privilege pyramid.
Related Words
affluenza
A legal defense to avoid the consequences of one's own actions. Some one who suffers from affluenza believes wealth allows them to get away with anything.
He suffered from affluenza, excessive affluence that made him think he could pay for any problem to go away.
affluenza by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013
Awful Awful Challenge
Awful Awful Challenge by AN0SEater December 21, 2020
Awfully hot Coffee pot
”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.
Awfully hot Coffee pot by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020
Gawds Awful Towers
A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.
Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?
Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok
Person 1: bruh
Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok
Person 1: bruh
Gawds Awful Towers by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026