awflul 

an appropriate reaction to a story told in which something bad yet funny happened

"i stepped in dog shit"
"aw that's awflul"

awflul by luulululul July 13, 2012

Awful Awful Challenge 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.

Awful Awful Challenge by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.

”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.

Awfully hot Coffee pot by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020

Gawds Awful Towers 

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.

Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

Gawds Awful Towers by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019

awfultunity 

an opportunity that turns out to be awful

I had an awfultunity to play Tony Hawk Ride.

awfultunity by lobert124 April 25, 2010

Awflu 

A variation of awful that can only be felt when suffering from any of the various flus, including but not limited to swine flu, bird flu, dog flu, or flu flu.

Guy #1: "How you feeling guy number two?"
Guy #2: "Man, I just feel awflu"

Awflu by RichMats June 11, 2009

Awful Falafel 

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

Awful Falafel by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017