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affluent 

1. Wealthy.

2. Drunk, as in under the affluence of inkahol. (Meaning the influence of alcohol, as might be mispronounced when inebriated.) Also associated with the other meaning because either condition (ought to) make your troubles float away.
Give him five shots of whiskey and he's affluent.
affluent by Fearman August 7, 2007

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome 

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.
What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.
I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental
Affluent amnesia by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015

Affluent Mumble 

talking or discussing things in a unintelligent manner with a low confusing voice..
Can you repeat that again? I don't engage in discussions in affluent mumble.
Affluent Mumble by Panthera Atrox October 13, 2011

affluent breeding 

The practice of selective breeding of wealthy and powerful people to extend their legacy.
These families are the result of years of affluent breeding.

affluenza 

A legal defense to avoid the consequences of one's own actions. Some one who suffers from affluenza believes wealth allows them to get away with anything.
He suffered from affluenza, excessive affluence that made him think he could pay for any problem to go away.
affluenza by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013