autoperve 

Somebody who becomes perverted due to their extreme love for themselves.

John is so infatuated with himself, he's a total autoperve.

autoperve by Sam Halverson June 18, 2008

Autopenetration 

The kinky act of when a man inserts his penis in his own ass. The penis is typically flaccid as that is when it is at its most flexible, and is bent inwards or downwards to meet the asshole.

Autopenetration is synonymous with the action to self-fuck. Although getting the penis inside the asshole is not that hard at all if the penis is at a decent size and proper lube is used, it is difficult and uncommon to be able to do this to orgasm, as the penis generally stiffens while getting erect and loses the ability to bend down and inwards.

Autopenetration by WhoDatFreshBoi March 13, 2019

Autopederast 

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

Autopederast by Link January 21, 2005

Autocerebrolavatio 

Coined from the fusion of "auto-" (self), "cerebro-" (brain), and "lavatio" (Latin for washing or cleansing). The term refers to the act of self-indoctrination or willful narrowing of one's own perspectives, often to the point of ignoring or dismissing evidence that contradicts one's beliefs.

"His constant exposure to only one news source has led to a severe case of autocerebrolavatio."
"She's so convinced of her own theories that she's fallen into a loop of autocerebrolavatio."

Autocerebrolavatio by Gio Marron October 23, 2023

Autsperger 

When someone has a combination of both aspergers and autism, making them unable to react appropriately to any form of social interaction, and really fucking weird.

"Jim asked for a drink at McDonalds and the server gave him a full meal."
"And he paid for it?"
"Yeah, what an autsperger."

Autsperger by Autsperger January 8, 2015

autoerect

When a guys cum is yellow and he squirts everywhere he needs to go to the hospital immediately

Oh shit my cum is all yellow i have an autoerection (walks out of house with dick just hanging out)

autoerect by IntelIntelligence. Net May 14, 2018

Autoerect

When you get an erection without knowing, noticing, or causing it yourself.

He got an autoerection when he saw Emma Watson.

Autoerect by fummy7071111 April 28, 2018