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automatic dick
automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018
Automatic Door Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi
Automatic Door Jedi by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009
Fully semi-automatic
A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Fully semi-automatic by NRA doesn’t want people to die June 13, 2018
Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins
Are you guys twins?
"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"
"We don't have time to explain science to you"
"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"
"We don't have time to explain science to you"
Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins by Murphdogg March 8, 2019
Automatic door
Automatic door by AH2302 March 5, 2013
Automatic toilet
The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.
1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
Automatic toilet by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008
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