authoritive 

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.

"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."

authoritive by Krys October 2, 2003

authoritye 

ALSO SEE: authoritah

Something the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, envies as he role plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.

OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT my AUTHORITYE !!"

authoritye by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 20, 2006

Authorititties 

The phenomenon when men will do anything a woman wants due to her breasts. In this situation, the woman has authorititties.

Girl: "Hey, can you hold this for a minute?"
Guy 1: "Sure"
Guy 2: "Dude, I know she has authorititties but still..."

Authorititties by witmaster flash July 19, 2011

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people 

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

authoritative

authority in action, not to mention actually spelled right.

Authoritative is without a doubt too big of a word for you to know how to use.

authoritative by Not your Ness March 8, 2007

Authoritative Duke 

When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.

"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.

Authoritative Duke by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019

Authoritized 

When you wear shoes with heals that make you extra tall. You aquire the power of authority over your peers, co-workers and even boss (b/c you tower over them).

If you don't get back to doing emails you WILL be authoritized so help me!!

Authoritized by Raejoy November 9, 2009