Authoritize 

When one authoritizes they are using brute force to set that man straight. If he’s acting up, authoritize him. Being gay? Get fucking authorized bitch. But if he’s actually gay then it’s ok because this is a fucking free country so DO NOT fkn judge. Butttttt...... at the same time don’t be afraid to set a gay imposter straight.

Friend 1: Bob won’t stop sucking my dick and I know he’s not gay what should I do?

Friend 2: Bro I think you might have to authoritize that man

Authoritize by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018

authoritye 

ALSO SEE: authoritah

Something the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, envies as he role plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.

OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT my AUTHORITYE !!"

authoritye by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 20, 2006

Authorititties 

The phenomenon when men will do anything a woman wants due to her breasts. In this situation, the woman has authorititties.

Girl: "Hey, can you hold this for a minute?"
Guy 1: "Sure"
Guy 2: "Dude, I know she has authorititties but still..."

Authorititties by witmaster flash July 19, 2011

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people 

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

Authoritized 

When you wear shoes with heals that make you extra tall. You aquire the power of authority over your peers, co-workers and even boss (b/c you tower over them).

If you don't get back to doing emails you WILL be authoritized so help me!!

Authoritized by Raejoy November 9, 2009

Authoritic 

This word comes from the word "authority" and basically is a possessive adjective. (Sorry if that doesn't make sense.)

George was disobeying authoritic commands, and therefore was shunned by his community.

Authoritic by Meady50 January 21, 2020

Authorized 

To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.

Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.

Authorized by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013