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authorisize 

Verb; 1.to cause damage. 2.to injure someone. 3.to emotionally wreck someone. 4.to break an object.

used to replace other verbs when the they do not accurately describe the situations.
1)He is gonna authorisize that window.
2)she is great at authorisizing people and making them fell bad.
3)that boy punched me in the face and yelled " you have just been authorisized".
authorisize by Tyler "Jesus" K. April 13, 2009
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news about the british authorities murdering homeless people 

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes
There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

Authoritized 

When you wear shoes with heals that make you extra tall. You aquire the power of authority over your peers, co-workers and even boss (b/c you tower over them).
If you don't get back to doing emails you WILL be authoritized so help me!!
Authoritized by Raejoy November 9, 2009

Authorized 

To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.
Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.
Authorized by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013

facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.
Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

authorize 

to become the author of.
authorize by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

authoritive 

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.
"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."
authoritive by Krys October 2, 2003
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