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Authoritized 

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When you wear shoes with heals that make you extra tall. You aquire the power of authority over your peers, co-workers and even boss (b/c you tower over them).
If you don't get back to doing emails you WILL be authoritized so help me!!
Authoritized by Raejoy November 9, 2009
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authoritized 

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process by which government pretends to 'downsize' by creating non-governmental authorities out of government departments
I'm no longer a government employee because our department has been authoritized, so we now work for a non-governmental authority.
authoritized by daninsask September 26, 2008

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people 

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There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes
There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

Authorized 

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To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.
Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.
Authorized by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013

facebook authorized

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Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.
Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

authoritive 

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A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.
"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."
authoritive by Krys October 2, 2003

Authorized Standard Version 

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Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.
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