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Authoritized 

When you wear shoes with heals that make you extra tall. You aquire the power of authority over your peers, co-workers and even boss (b/c you tower over them).
If you don't get back to doing emails you WILL be authoritized so help me!!
Authoritized by Raejoy November 9, 2009
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authoritized 

process by which government pretends to 'downsize' by creating non-governmental authorities out of government departments
I'm no longer a government employee because our department has been authoritized, so we now work for a non-governmental authority.
authoritized by daninsask September 26, 2008

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people 

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes
There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

Authorized 

To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.
Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.
Authorized by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013

facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.
Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

authoritive 

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.
"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."
authoritive by Krys October 2, 2003

Authorized Standard Version 

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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