athlene 

the best of the best ahahah

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athlene by qwertybum March 13, 2021

Athletes Cock 

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

Video Game Athlete 

A noun: One who excels in all video games due to their exceptional hand eye coordination and motor skills. They are able to begin playing a new game of any genre and adapt quickly and effectively.

Keith has never played Halo but he was still able to dominate his competitors as soon as he picked up the controller for the first time because he is a video game athlete.

"Dale, I can't believe you just got beat by Keith. You and your brother have been training for years!" -Geoff
"He's a video game athlete so he already had the necessary skills to dominate" -Dale

Video Game Athlete by FrancoisJosephine December 14, 2012

Athlete's Smut 

The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.

Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.

Athlete's Smut by youknowilkeribs June 20, 2011

Athlete's Pack 

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!

Athlete's Pack by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

Out-Athlete

Verb.

Using athletic genetics to overcome athletic and academic problems in life.

My teacher gave me a ten page paper to write by Monday, but ill just wait till Sunday night and out-athlete it.

Out-Athlete by ©AustinValentine©AnthonyClark February 10, 2012

athletes pack 

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.

athletes pack by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014