A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

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fairly athletic quails

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

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Video Game Athlete

A noun: One who excels in all video games due to their exceptional hand eye coordination and motor skills. They are able to begin playing a new game of any genre and adapt quickly and effectively.

Keith has never played Halo but he was still able to dominate his competitors as soon as he picked up the controller for the first time because he is a video game athlete.

"Dale, I can't believe you just got beat by Keith. You and your brother have been training for years!" -Geoff
"He's a video game athlete so he already had the necessary skills to dominate" -Dale

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Atheer

Atheer translates to honorable, and the favorable in Arabic. She is a highly attractive person, personality wise as well as looks. She is a life long friend for many individuals. She is always caring, loving, joyful, humorous, smart, friendly, optimistic, and trustworthy. She will go out of her way to help others. She is an exotically unique individual, that will leave an imprint on one's life. Once experiencing a life long struggle, she will manage to overcome it the best way possible. Her glamour is one of a kind, and her attractiveness is far from describable.

Atheer is amazing!

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Athlete's Smut

The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.

Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.

Athlete's Smut by youknowilkeribs June 20, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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