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AstronautInTheOcean Phobia

The phobia towards the terrible song ‘Astronaut In The Ocean’ by Tanked Wolf (Masked Wolf).
I suffer from AstronautInTheOcean Phobia. I can not stand that horrible song.

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts 

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.
"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

AstronautInTheOceanMashUpPhobia 

The fear of Astronaut in the ocean mashups usually found on TikTok.
Person 1: Look at this funny tiktok I found

Person 2: Is it an astronaut in the ocean mashup? If so I can’t watch it because I have AstronautInTheOceanMashUpPhobia

astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.
With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.

astronauticanaut 

if you take a green army man and strap him to a big ass bottle rocket and shoot it at a lake he becomes a astronauticanaut.
astronauticanaut by bubblez February 25, 2013

never actually sent astronauts

NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS
Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS