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To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.
Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

by Riannea October 17, 2007
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Two meanings:

1) Intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.

2) When a film does poorly at the box office.

Person A: "Did you see the Hulk?"
Person B: "No. I heard it tanked, actually."
The Hulk
New York Minute
Glitter
Crossroads
Dungeons and Dragons
From Justin to Kelly
The Alamo
The Real Cancun
Troy
Spy Kids 1, 2 and 3
Gigli
Scooby Doo 1 and 2

etc etc etc
by Ryan Thompson July 11, 2004
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To be excessively drunk
I went out last night and got tanked
by Chris November 18, 2002
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1: to be intoxicated

2: to do very bad in
3: to launch, throw, hit, something very, very, very far.
Bob was tanked last night at the bar.

Bob tanked his math test yesterday.

Bob tanked the golf ball over 6 houses, before it hit a telephone pole.
by crizpymangos4ever March 17, 2015
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excessively drunk. Usually used by a college crowd or a fraternity
dude Im fuckin stoked for the party tonight man we're gonna get fuckin TANKED!!"
( Push...crash )
by herbie January 22, 2004
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SEVERLY intoxicated
Damn mang, all those beers got me fucking TANKED. I can't even walk straight.

You feel like getting tanked tonite?
by eternalcrux December 29, 2003
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when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.
by holyroman April 18, 2005
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