Astronauting 

When you stick your thumb up the ass and your middle finger up the vagina of a woman and toss her, off into a pool, down a bowling alley, or into the air in general. "Up, up and away!"

Astronauting was Joey's favorite activity until he lost his thumb in the war.

Astronauting by Doctor Rospunknick April 13, 2013

astronauticos 

Astronauts in Spanish language. It just sounds cool and has some zing in it. In Latin countries, they are now as "astronauticos"

Vamos al juego de Los Astronuticos de Houston. ( Houston Astros)Let's go see the Houston Astronauticos.

astronauticos by Flashshot29boxer October 22, 2018

AstroTatting 

The act of smoking marijuana, and then watching a muted version of the 2d Japanese "Astroboy" cartoon, while listening to the music of Ratatat simultaneously. The music and the cartoon eerily tend to sync up, no matter the start time of either.

Note- Most effective when performed as a night cap after a thorough night of drinking. In other words, a "passive" weed activity.

Dude, you guys were up laaaaate last night!

-Yeah, well we didn't get home til four and then we were AstroTatting for at least an hour.

AstroTatting by AstroBoy39 June 15, 2010

AstronautInTheOcean Phobia

The phobia towards the terrible song ‘Astronaut In The Ocean’ by Tanked Wolf (Masked Wolf).

I suffer from AstronautInTheOcean Phobia. I can not stand that horrible song.

AstronautInTheOcean Phobia by sarpvibes May 15, 2021

astrobating 

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

astrobating by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

AstronautInTheOceanMashUpPhobia 

The fear of Astronaut in the ocean mashups usually found on TikTok.

Person 1: Look at this funny tiktok I found

Person 2: Is it an astronaut in the ocean mashup? If so I can’t watch it because I have AstronautInTheOceanMashUpPhobia

AstronautInTheOceanMashUpPhobia by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 13, 2021

astronauticanaut 

an underwater astronaut

if you take a green army man and strap him to a big ass bottle rocket and shoot it at a lake he becomes a astronauticanaut.

astronauticanaut by bubblez February 25, 2013