18 definitions by Sebastian Gorkamorka

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."
What time are yiz getting back from the shore?
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006
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1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.
With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005
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A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.
The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 12, 2008
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1. The nickname of Samuel Alito, Jr., 3rd Circuit Court judge and President George W. Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor in the U.S. Supreme Court. He is called “Scalito” because of his similarity to the ultra-conservative Justice Antonin Scalia.

2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
Scalito cast the tie-breaking vote in Perot vs. United States, overturning the federal ban on private citizens owning nuclear weapons.

Want to skateboard to Taco Bell and slam some scalitos? It will be an X-Treme snacking X-perience!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 31, 2005
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A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.
"Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you this afternoon. See you at 3!"
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 3, 2008
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How morons spell "strictly."
I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?
by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006
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A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010
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