astraught

Opposite of Distraught

"Why was the assistant coach so ASTRAUGHT"

by Jjschmu August 14, 2021

Astronaughty

When astronauts get freaky in space the get astronaugty.

"Yazzie sure is an astronaughty astronaut."
"No one can hear you being astronaughty in space."

by lycan October 10, 2005

Anal Astronaught

A naughty astronaut that explores the vast depths of one's ass.
A faggot.

For another definition of Anal Astronaught, please see booty pirate.

by Alexand October 11, 2006

astronaughtyness

acts of sexual and other deviance precipitated by space travel; such activities generally are not sanctioned by NASA

Astrochick gets really high marks for peeing herself to avoid pitstops on her way to off the other woman;such singleminded focus is the sine qua non of astronaughtyness.

by Richard A February 9, 2007

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Straught

if you are a woman who likes men but in a gay way

˝yo i am straught˝
˝damn bestie get it ig˝

by eathan_miles December 29, 2021

Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.

"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."

by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005