Alexand's definitions

kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.

Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.

by Alexand June 23, 2006

Jet

gamma-Hydroxyburyrate, also known as GHB.
If taken properly, makes you wanna kiss the sky.

-Hey bro, you up for some Jet?
-Sure... uh, I'm gonna get serotonin syndrome again. Aw, to hell with it, buckle up!

by Alexand December 4, 2007

Larva

A huge, often steaming piece of faeces which resembles a larva.

After receiving a blumpkin, I looked at my porcelain friend, and guess what, there was a larva!

by Alexand October 11, 2006

Anal Astronaught

A naughty astronaut that explores the vast depths of one's ass.
A faggot.

For another definition of Anal Astronaught, please see booty pirate.

by Alexand October 11, 2006