aunt dough

Yeast infection

My Aunt Dough burns and itches like a bitch!!

by Sarcia26 January 15, 2020

Misinformemetion

When a meme spreads misinformation

That meme about Trump getting a third term was absolute misinformemetion!!

by Sarcia26 December 21, 2019

Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 04, 2019

Dramatic Accident

When the timing of accident is such that it happens at the same time as something dramatic

Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!

by Sarcia26 January 30, 2020

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.

by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES

Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!

by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019

skippidy toilet

When you accidentally shit yourself

My stomach was so bad I skippidy toilet

by Sarcia26 January 23, 2024