Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sarcia26

skippidy toilet

My stomach was so bad I skippidy toilet

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

Toilet Twix by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

I'm going to stalk the raccoon through the brush, a commando like, and glomp him

Glomp by Sarcia26 October 13, 2021

The puffy white cloud that comes out of your mouth after doing a line.

Whoa! That must have been a great line, lookit that dragon powder!

Dragon Powder by Sarcia26 September 29, 2021

When an old ladies boobs hang so low her nipple and clit become one

clipple by Sarcia26 June 20, 2020

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.