astino 

A nickname for a fat guy called Aston

Hi Aston your such an Astino

astino by ASTINO January 8, 2020

Skylar Astin 

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.

friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"

Skylar Astin by pepperstark April 6, 2015

Astin

Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.

Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.

Astin by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022

astinkmatism 

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

astinkmatism by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Austino 

A huge Chad with a massive cock and a love for grinding games until they're dead.

Wow, that guy is a real Austino.

Austino by Jord_The_Giraffe February 3, 2021

legalistic antinomian 

1. (n.) - One who outlaws things that need not be outlawed (e.g., the word "crap", music, movies), and allows things that should be forbidden (e.g., horrendous theology, heresies, blasphemies, sin). A term that usually applies to many in the Christian community. (See fundamentalist.) It should be noted, however, that not all Christians are like this, and that the Bible does not support such behavior.

1. Fundamentalists are, quite often, legalistic antinomians.

legalistic antinomian by Frank Herdlin July 16, 2004

Astine 

An incredibly attractive Armenian girl that is blonde with a great personality. She is also famous for being known as the Ambassador of Glendale and her love for California.

Astine is by far the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life.
Astine is so great!

Astine by Christina Spears August 8, 2008