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Antinoon 

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An alternative way to say Midnight or 12:00 AM
I was up till antinoon last night

I got crunk after antinoon
Antinoon by macfanatic December 13, 2007

antipoon 

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A guy who, if seen with him, will turn your chances of getting any action to zero.

"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"

"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"
antipoon by Streit October 3, 2007

Antipoon 

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A term used to describe someone who is so bad looking or so awkward with women that they can't get any action. This should not be mistaken with someone who gets no action as these people will never get any action.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.

Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.
Antipoon by pilz09 June 11, 2009

antipoon 

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one who gets no pussy at all. due to the fact they are a ginger kid or just plain ugly.
Kyle is such a antipoon.
antipoon by kristian C February 19, 2009

Anti-noon 

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Anti-noon is the preferred term for "midnight" when speaking to the Baddest-Ass MoFo on the planet, Baron Luke Robert von Steinke. It was coined by him while speaking to his partner-in-Badassery, Lord Andrew Barnetticus the Drifty. Use with EXTREME CAUTION. Over-use can lead to the abuser being know as an anti-poon.
Dude, I work second shift, from four 'till Anti-noon.
Anti-noon by Jollyroger1210 October 21, 2010

antinonboredomness

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1. the thing many ppl suffer but never really get undone from
2. boredom for the long winded
3. widely considered to be the worst thing ever by ppl who have suffered its cruelties
4. a long way of saying "im bored" just to waste time
"we have TAKS testing this week and everyday that i test i feel nothing but antinonboredomness until i sleep... then im just pissed that i have to wake up and do it again"
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