astinkmatism 

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

astinkmatism by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmatism 

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

astigmatism by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astigmatism Rat Goblins 

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

Astigmatism Rat Goblins by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

Astigmatism 

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses

This motherfucker got Astigmatism!

Astigmatism by gdpro February 5, 2018

stinkmatism

when poop particles on your pillow contaminate your eye resulting in pink eye (conjunctivitise).

Your friend is getting sweet revenge on you for embarrassing him in front of his girlfriend so, he farts on your pillow. You have a great night's sleep, but low and behold you wake up with extremely contagious, raw goopey eyes. bam... you just contracted a stinkmatism.

stinkmatism by dontgetstinkeyed April 29, 2010