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Dick-Induced Asthma 

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013
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The prettiest girl you can even meet. She is funny and will always have your back. She never switches up when new people are met. She is so thick. She so thick that as soon as you see her u say "Yassss bitch. She is also kind and the fun kind to hang around. You instantly love her when you guys become friends. Astryd's are the best of friends. I love her .❤
Who's that over there. Ohh thats Astryd
Astryd by Mblue❤❤ August 3, 2017

Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.
call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"
Reggie Lewis Asthma by track123 January 14, 2009
Astha will be your extrovert friend who'll be the most bubblish in the group. She'll speak to everyone and all would love her presence. Astha has a cheerful personality but deep down she is very ambitious. She works hard for her goals, loves her family and is an ideal mix of family and friends.

Girls named astha are also very dominating and have high self respect but they're really caring and loving if they feel for you.

You're lucky to have her in your life.
Astha is my best friend as she has all the good quality a human should posess.
Astha by God's plan June 15, 2019
A person you'll fall for very easily.
She's the only thing worth smiling for.
You will never get tired while talking with her which is why it hurts when she disappears sometimes.
Beautiful isn't a powerful enough word to describe her.
I think I'm falling for astha.
Astha by Thulo hatti November 12, 2021

Your City Gave Me Asthma 

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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