Asphyxiation 

Noun; Asphyxiation

1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage.

2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.

Patient 6.0.3. died of asphyxiation at exactly 3:13 in the evening.

Asphyxiation by TeenCoffeeAddict October 15, 2017

Asphyxiation 

as·phyx·i·ate
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)

that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation

Asphyxiation by *^%& November 12, 2007

Asphyxiation 

Julia's favorite word.

Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?"
Julia: "Fuck."
Arrteh: "Besides that."
Julia: "Asphyxiation. Blasphemy."
Arrteh: "Pick one."
Julia: "The first one."
Arrteh: "Mind if I use your last name?"
Julia: "Which one?"
Arrteh: "Bremer."
Julia: "Why?"
Arrteh: "I'm defining it on UrbanDictionary.com."
Julia: "Link me when you're done."

Asphyxiation by Arrteh October 16, 2008

Asphyxiation 

when a girl takes your nut sak, puts it in a back pack, then zips its up and you get a boner
if your lucky you get to skeet in your math book

"gee alyssa,
did you see carly take natalie asphyxiation that guy over there?

poor butthole"

Asphyxiation by CarlyNatalieAlyssa ton October 28, 2007

Asphyxiation of Children 

Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.

Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting.
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?

Asphyxiation of Children by SomeOriginalPseudonym May 17, 2021

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies 

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.

Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019

Autoerotic Asphyxiation 

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.

Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation

Autoerotic Asphyxiation by That One Guy Everybody Knows March 22, 2010