assymetry

n.
1. How idiots spell "asymmetry."
2. The standard metric unit used to measure ass.

adj.
1. Used to describe a particularly fugly woman's face.

n.
1. ya that loks prety assymetrical lol
2. I had to get out an ass ruler just to figure out the amount of assymetry involved in this definition!

adj.
1. Shit, dawg, that chick's face was real assymetrical, fo' sho'.

assymetry by JaggedJesus November 16, 2007

Assymetry

A relationship where members have vastly different body counts.

e.g. G has slept with 3 people, J has slept with 32 people.

I really want to date them, but I'm worried that the assymetry would put them off.

Assymetry by 61i724 March 12, 2025

Assetry 

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

bullshit asymmetry principle 

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.

Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.

bullshit asymmetry principle by etilauqa October 10, 2018

ASSymetrical Information 

(Noun)When a member of the opposite sex believes sexual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.

This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.

I dont know where he got that ASSymetrical information from but I had to end the movie then.

ASSymetrical Information by Mamta March 1, 2005

arsometry 

A primarily British slang equivalent of anal intercourse www.sexualposition.info/sex_dictionary.html

He went to uni, but only really studied arsometry

arsometry by jcsegenmd December 12, 2012

ASSymetrical Information 

When a woman can't hide her feelings for a guy. Usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.

She got that info for me, dog. She's a sophmore at UT and likes Lenny Kravitz. I can't miss.

ASSymetrical Information by anon March 3, 2005