assymetry

n.
1. How idiots spell "asymmetry."
2. The standard metric unit used to measure ass.

adj.
1. Used to describe a particularly fugly woman's face.
n.
1. ya that loks prety assymetrical lol
2. I had to get out an ass ruler just to figure out the amount of assymetry involved in this definition!

adj.
1. Shit, dawg, that chick's face was real assymetrical, fo' sho'.
by JaggedJesus October 29, 2007
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Assymetry

A relationship where members have vastly different body counts.

e.g. G has slept with 3 people, J has slept with 32 people.
I really want to date them, but I'm worried that the assymetry would put them off.
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