Largest college campus in the US---The University of Texas at Austin. 50k+ students. Hook 'em Horns
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Short for "Unreal Tournament", or any of its sequels.
Man, I raped you all at UT last night.
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In addition to standing for University of Texas, in Canada it also stands for University of Toronto.
Let's go to UT at TO.
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School in East Moline, also known as United Township High School. Typically known for the amount of pregnant girls and the fact that 85% of the school are potheads and alcoholics.

Some slogans people say about UT:

"Can't spell "Slut" without UT"
"Can't spell "Shut the fuck up" without it either :"
"Wanna hear a joke? UT's football team"
UT a place for sluts to get knocked up and everyone else and their moms to get high as a kite.
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an expression used on facebook. If you untag yourself then no one will ever know who you are
ewww I look terrible in this. UT
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A college located in Austin, Texas. It offers many fine degrees and programs; these include BAs in Taking-a-Dump, Wiping-Your-Ass, Drooling, Patting-the-Back-of-Your-Hand-and-Mooing, Whittling and Masturbating-and-Eating-It. BS degrees are available in such fields as Boasting-About-UT-Business and Staying-at-College-For-10-Years-Because-You -Can't-Deal-With-Real-Life. Our music program is second-to-none and people come from all over the world to study the jug at UTTT.

UT stands out as the first colleges to accept on Special Education types with an IQ of less than sixty.

In social terms, UT is a remarkable place with many activities (such as the college's famous Synchronised Drooling Team and the national champion Hur-Hurring Squad) and opportunities for meeting and making friends, such as the famous Friday Night Cousin Fuck and our Spring Break Knock-Your-Sister-Up Party.
If you're an inbred redneck pig-fucker who can't read but wants to get you one of them there edumucations, UT is the place for you!
No-one ever passes at UT because they all take dumps everywhere like a bunch of goddamn treach-monkeys
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"The University of Texas". A really shitty school that should not be attended unless absolutely necessary. People here are freaks. They have weird fetishes, avoid eye contact, and generally avoid conversation unless with close friends. It should definitely not be as high as it is in rankings. People who leave this university usually end up with low income careers.
Oh... you went to UT? I'm sorry I hear that place is a real hell hole.
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