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awesometry 

The study, or more realistically a keen interest in things the person feels are awesome.
"This weekend we did some awesometry."
awesometry by Tom Curtis June 25, 2005
Related Words
n.
1. How idiots spell "asymmetry."
2. The standard metric unit used to measure ass.

adj.
1. Used to describe a particularly fugly woman's face.
n.
1. ya that loks prety assymetrical lol
2. I had to get out an ass ruler just to figure out the amount of assymetry involved in this definition!

adj.
1. Shit, dawg, that chick's face was real assymetrical, fo' sho'.
assymetry by JaggedJesus November 16, 2007

Ambometry 

A place of grace. Classic and full of class or a luxurious feeling.
“She’s meeting me at the Ambometry tonight.”

“The ambometry was poppin last night.”

“The dream was ambometry, I wish it was longer”

AwSoMeRy 

You are cooler then anyone and everything
Your also very gay, goofy, prettier
That chicken strip was more AwSoMeRy then awesome!

Tom Cruise was AwSoMeRy since he was a star in the AwSoMeRy movie Top Gun.
AwSoMeRy by Most-AwSoMeRy-Iris November 9, 2023
A relationship where members have vastly different body counts.

e.g. G has slept with 3 people, J has slept with 32 people.
I really want to date them, but I'm worried that the assymetry would put them off.
Assymetry by 61i724 March 12, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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