Definitions by etilauqa
chumming
(verb)
1. Literal: The act of tossing small bits of bait into the water to lure in bigger fish.
2. Social: When someone posts or shares something that looks innocent, like a home-cooked meal or a casual night out, with the real goal of getting attention, compliments, or messages from friends, family, or exes.
1. Literal: The act of tossing small bits of bait into the water to lure in bigger fish.
2. Social: When someone posts or shares something that looks innocent, like a home-cooked meal or a casual night out, with the real goal of getting attention, compliments, or messages from friends, family, or exes.
Don’t fall for it. She’s not just making pasta, she’s chumming for texts.
Grandpa just posted ten photos of his homemade gumbo. He’s chumming for the grandkids to visit.
Grandpa just posted ten photos of his homemade gumbo. He’s chumming for the grandkids to visit.
Twerkcovery
Twerkcovery by etilauqa November 16, 2022
Drop-down
When someone appears to have become shorter.
This can happen when one has a growth spurt and others appear to have shrunk.
This can happen when one who always wears heels suddenly switches to flats.
This can happen when one has a growth spurt and others appear to have shrunk.
This can happen when one who always wears heels suddenly switches to flats.
(George)
"Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
Now I have to wear them every time I see her."
(Jerry)
"Why?"
(George)
"In any other shoes, I lose two inches.
I can't have a drop-down.
We're eye to eye.
I can't go eye to chin."
"Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
Now I have to wear them every time I see her."
(Jerry)
"Why?"
(George)
"In any other shoes, I lose two inches.
I can't have a drop-down.
We're eye to eye.
I can't go eye to chin."
Drop-down
When someone seems to have lost height or become shorter.
This can happen when one outgrows friends and they appear to become shorter.
When people switch to shorter heels and appear shorter.
This can happen when one outgrows friends and they appear to become shorter.
When people switch to shorter heels and appear shorter.
"(George)Nina just saw me in my Timberlands. Now I have to wear them every time I see her. (Jerry) Why? (George) In any other shoes I lose two inches. I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin"
bullshit asymmetry principle
Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.
bullshit asymmetry principle by etilauqa October 10, 2018
Cold Shit Syndrome
This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.
When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.
Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?
Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!
Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?
Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!
Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
Cold Shit Syndrome by etilauqa September 21, 2014