etilauqa's definitions
This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.
It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."
Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"
mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."
Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"
mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."
by etilauqa December 5, 2011
Get the automatically boots and barklymug. It's everything and nothing at the same time. This is a very versatile word that can be used in any situation to replace any word. It is commonly used as a filler to prevent outside listeners from including themselves in a conversation.
Sheven found its roots in the small town of Lamoni IA where it has been spread by word of mouth between family and friends.
Sheven found its roots in the small town of Lamoni IA where it has been spread by word of mouth between family and friends.
Guy 1: "I was at Abby's house over the weekend and we shnevened!"
Guy 2: "You finally got her shneven?"
Guy 1: "Nah, we shnevened...we didn't shneven."
Guy 2: "Dang...Shenven..."
Guy 2: "You finally got her shneven?"
Guy 1: "Nah, we shnevened...we didn't shneven."
Guy 2: "Dang...Shenven..."
by etilauqa December 4, 2011
Get the Shnevenmug. Why does Molly always go out with douche-bags? We've been best friends for 10 years and I'm always there for her. I wish we went out.
Dude, you are so far in the friendzone you are in palcatraz....and you are NEVER getting out.
Dude, you are so far in the friendzone you are in palcatraz....and you are NEVER getting out.
by etilauqa September 28, 2013
Get the Palcatrazmug. When someone appears to have become shorter.
This can happen when one has a growth spurt and others appear to have shrunk.
This can happen when one who always wears heels suddenly switches to flats.
This can happen when one has a growth spurt and others appear to have shrunk.
This can happen when one who always wears heels suddenly switches to flats.
(George)
"Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
Now I have to wear them every time I see her."
(Jerry)
"Why?"
(George)
"In any other shoes, I lose two inches.
I can't have a drop-down.
We're eye to eye.
I can't go eye to chin."
"Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
Now I have to wear them every time I see her."
(Jerry)
"Why?"
(George)
"In any other shoes, I lose two inches.
I can't have a drop-down.
We're eye to eye.
I can't go eye to chin."
by etilauqa December 10, 2021
Get the Drop-downmug. This is a form of studying where one skims through a text and simply memorizes/learns everything in bold or italicized.
Do you want to meet up cram for tomorrow's Ochem test?
Nah, I'm done studying.
Really? You must be really organized to be able to study ahead of time.
Nah, I used the Bold Font Method...if it's bold I memorized it. >70% of every test is based off bold font in books.
Nah, I'm done studying.
Really? You must be really organized to be able to study ahead of time.
Nah, I used the Bold Font Method...if it's bold I memorized it. >70% of every test is based off bold font in books.
by etilauqa September 7, 2013
Get the bold font methodmug. Abreviation for United States of Merica. This is the phrase for a stereotypical 'American' that sees themselves better than everyone else. This term is most commonly seen used in a sarcastic tone and southern drawl to appear as egocentric and to make light of a situation in a joking manner.
"This is the USM."
"The what?"
"The United States of Merica. Speak English or go back to China."
"I'm not Chinese I'm Korean."
*Confused look on face* "WTF is that?"
"The what?"
"The United States of Merica. Speak English or go back to China."
"I'm not Chinese I'm Korean."
*Confused look on face* "WTF is that?"
by etilauqa March 9, 2010
Get the USMmug. (verb)
1. Literal: The act of tossing small bits of bait into the water to lure in bigger fish.
2. Social: When someone posts or shares something that looks innocent, like a home-cooked meal or a casual night out, with the real goal of getting attention, compliments, or messages from friends, family, or exes.
1. Literal: The act of tossing small bits of bait into the water to lure in bigger fish.
2. Social: When someone posts or shares something that looks innocent, like a home-cooked meal or a casual night out, with the real goal of getting attention, compliments, or messages from friends, family, or exes.
Don’t fall for it. She’s not just making pasta, she’s chumming for texts.
Grandpa just posted ten photos of his homemade gumbo. He’s chumming for the grandkids to visit.
Grandpa just posted ten photos of his homemade gumbo. He’s chumming for the grandkids to visit.
by etilauqa October 23, 2025
Get the chummingmug.