USM

Abreviation for United States of Merica. This is the phrase for a stereotypical 'American' that sees themselves better than everyone else. This term is most commonly seen used in a sarcastic tone and southern drawl to appear as egocentric and to make light of a situation in a joking manner.

"This is the USM."

"The what?"

"The United States of Merica. Speak English or go back to China."

"I'm not Chinese I'm Korean."

*Confused look on face* "WTF is that?"

by etilauqa March 09, 2010

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Palcatraz

Inescapable prison that is the friendzone.

Why does Molly always go out with douche-bags? We've been best friends for 10 years and I'm always there for her. I wish we went out.

Dude, you are so far in the friendzone you are in palcatraz....and you are NEVER getting out.

by etilauqa September 28, 2013

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Drop-down

When someone appears to have become shorter.
This can happen when one has a growth spurt and others appear to have shrunk.
This can happen when one who always wears heels suddenly switches to flats.

(George)

"Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.

Now I have to wear them every time I see her."
(Jerry)

"Why?"
(George)

"In any other shoes, I lose two inches.

I can't have a drop-down.

We're eye to eye.

I can't go eye to chin."

by etilauqa December 10, 2021

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Longbottomed

The moment you are left awestruck as a BAMF/knight in shining armor turns out to of been that nobody, clumsy fumbling geek you once knew.

Neville Longbottom
Before(Book 1): Clumsy, forgetful, few to no close friends, toad for a pet

After(book 7):
1. He killed Nagini, Voldemort's snake, with the Gryffindor sword, whilst his head ablaze.
2. Stood up to Voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn't join them until 'Hell freezes over'.
3. He kept recruiting Dumbledore's Army even after Harry, Ron and Hermione had left.

I just saw 'Hiccup' in How to Train Your Dragon 2... Longbottomed again!

by etilauqa August 27, 2013

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