asswod 

someone who is kinda stupid and has his unattractive moments but really will make ur life worth living.he’s a very amazing perosn once you get to know him and you’ll never regret falling in love with him

is that asswod?
yea he’s so sweet

asswod by urmomhehe March 11, 2021

Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.

Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.

Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect

I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.

Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

Asswohl 

A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.

Wow, what an asswohl

Asswohl by Beaglelove October 31, 2018

Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

assbodacious 

used to describe someone with a hot hot ass!

Good gracious, assbodacious!

assbodacious by Sobo March 22, 2003

assworm 

A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.

Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.

assworm by Jimmy G. April 13, 2005