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asswod

someone who is kinda stupid and has his unattractive moments but really will make ur life worth living.he’s a very amazing perosn once you get to know him and you’ll never regret falling in love with him
is that asswod?
yea he’s so sweet
by urmomhehe March 11, 2021
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Asswoofer

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014
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Asswoofer

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect
I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.
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Asswohl

A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.
Wow, what an asswohl
by Beaglelove October 31, 2018
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Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.
Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life
by pipes0069 January 17, 2012
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assbodacious

used to describe someone with a hot hot ass!
Good gracious, assbodacious!
by Sobo March 22, 2003
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assworm

A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.
Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.
by Jimmy G. April 13, 2005
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