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asswedge 

A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.
"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"
asswedge by crushschmoe April 5, 2009
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asswedge 

1. An idiot.

2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"

3. A more severe version of "foof."
"Don't be such an asswedge."
asswedge by Ranger77 August 25, 2006

bare ass wedge 

to earn own or get a serious amount of money
the deal went well i got bare ass wedge for it
bare ass wedge by paul monks February 7, 2008

Ass Wedge 

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.
Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.
Ass Wedge by Gearls March 6, 2009

asswidget 

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.
What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!
asswidget by wings of wax July 28, 2011

Italian Ass Wedge 

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.
I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.
Italian Ass Wedge by Aferly April 5, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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