asswedge

A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.

"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"

by crushschmoe April 5, 2009

asswedge

1. An idiot.

2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"

3. A more severe version of "foof."

"Don't be such an asswedge."

by Ranger77 August 25, 2006

bare ass wedge

to earn own or get a serious amount of money

the deal went well i got bare ass wedge for it

by paul monks February 7, 2008

Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.

Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

asswidget

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

by wings of wax July 28, 2011

Italian Ass Wedge

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.

I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.

by Aferly April 5, 2023